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Did Aling Dionisia and Floyd Mayweather Sr. have a fling?

It’s Romeo and Juliet: senior citizens’ edition.

Good Times Manila has learned from highly reliable sources that Manny Pacquiao’s mother, Aling Dionisia, and Floyd Mayweather Sr., who coached British Ricky Hatton, had a “summer fling” while they were in Las Vegas.

Insiders said Aling Dionisia and Mayweather were seen “cozying up to each other” in a dimly lit corner of a restaurant – unknown to Pacquiao and the rest of the family.

“They were seen cuddling and whispering sweet nothings in each other’s ear. It was really sweet,” one source said.

The sources said the two had to break up the budding romance considering that Pacquiao was fighting Mayweather’s ward. Pacquiao eventually demolished Hatton in an impressive second round knockout.

A fight between Pacquiao and Mayweather’s son, Floyd Mayweather Jr., is also looming large following the latter’s announcement he will come out of retirement.

Eyewitnesses said Aling Dionisia and Mayweather had a tearful farewell at an unnamed hotel. “Ay will mis yu sow mats, Floydie. May hart wil be wid yu olwis. Ay hop we will mit agin. Mwaah!” Pacquiao’s mother was heard saying.

Mayweather gave her a teary smile and said simply: “I love you, Dionie.”

Back home, Aling Dionisia vehemently denied the illicit romance. “Hindi totoo yan. Walang katotohanan yan, utang na loob. Sinisira lang nila ako kay Manny… Alam ni Lord na hindi totoo yan. Bisayds, hindi ko sya type no!”

But when reporters asked about the letters “FMS” tattooed on her ankle, Aling Dionisia looked momentarily stricken. Then she recovered her composure and said it actually stands for “For My Son.”

---from goodtimesmanila

Philippines’ 2010 Presidentiables: A Race Against Time

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Noli de Castro's Dream then.

Noli de Castro's Dream then.

Earth to Loren: We Know What You Did One Summer.

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Mar Roxas' Dream. Will you still marry me Koring?

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Ping's Childhood Dream: NakaLipstick?!

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Mayor Binay's Vacation: Nanay ko po!!!

Mayor Binay's Vacation: Nanay ko po!!!

-pictures from www.goodtimesmanila.com

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